We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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