i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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