We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
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