i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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