He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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