with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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