you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
NoShamevember. You game?
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
In other news, I just burned my penis
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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