the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I love you. Go after that dick
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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