At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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