Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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