it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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