If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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