There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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