"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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