I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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