I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Randomize
