I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
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