he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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