I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
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