I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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