I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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