Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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