Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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