im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
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