There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Just invented taco cereal.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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