perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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