saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize