Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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