You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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