theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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