just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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