do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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