Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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