yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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