Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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