ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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