At least make sure they are 18
Why
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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