I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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