I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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