We won't sleep together?
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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