Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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