and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Randomize
