Buhtt sex?
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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