Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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