he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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