my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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