Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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