A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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