I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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