Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
This is the prime rib incident all over again
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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