You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
if i can run in heels then i can drive
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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