I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I just want nice things and good sex
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
Randomize
