This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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