Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Nobody cheats on THIS.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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