I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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