He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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