remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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