You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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