East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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